This one is about the guy who was killed o the subway after threatening everyone. This is WILD but Dave Chappelle was in the room watching this joke!! He liked it :)
Merry Christmas @TylerFischer this is my favorite ornament all year long AND on Christmas! Can't wait to see you in January!!
corny and eating corn
Mother: now this is something you typically do when I'm putting on lipstick so don't do it this time. Don't ask me a bunch of questions while I'm trying to put on lipstick. I can't talk while I'm putting on lipstick. It'll be smeared you know that.
Son: so I was wondering, when they say they're going to make hamburgers why do they put beef in it? I mean, why don't they just put ham in it if it's supposed to be a hamburger?
Mother: (stopped putting on lipstick, begins small "rabbit" punches to son's shoulder) ha ha very funny you punk!
Happy thanksgiving @TylerFischer eat more ham!!
